I just updated my wordpress install (well, sort of; it turns out my host is running a way old version of mysql so I updated as far as I could) and am now sorting through old drafts of posts that I never finished. While doing so I found this:
Sometimes after a lot of scotch has been consumed things are said that can’t be taken back. For instance “I grok Fraggles.”
I’ll confess that I really really wish I remembered the context of that (besides the obvious, scotch-related part of it).